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The best (and worst) mainstream review quotes about Watchmen

The best (and worst) mainstream review quotes about \<em\>Watchmen\<\/em\>

So far, mainstream critics don't seem to like Watchmen all that much.

Out of a dozen reviews we surveyed online and in print, only four seemed to really like it. You could bump that number up to five if you count the guy from Wired, who seemed to love and hate it. But that could be offset by Roger Ebert, who seemed confused that he liked it.

Others, like the New York Times, left no doubt where they stood. "Interminable" is not a word film critics use when they enjoyed a film. Below are some of the more choice quotes about Watchmen—good and bad—from a sampling of the mainstream press:

The best (and worst) mainstream review quotes about \<em\>Watchmen\<\/em\>

THE BEST

"Behind the camera is a director whose love of the original comics shines through in every scene, every detail; his determination to do them justice has finally brought this story to the screen in a rich, stirring form for which even the pickiest fan should be thankful."

Kurt Loder, MTV

"I'm shocked to be writing this, given the number of screenwriters, directors and studios this adaptation of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' ground-breaking 1986 anti-superhero comic series has gone through, but Watchmen is absolutely devastating. Dense, intense, tragic and visionary, this is the kind of movie that keeps setting off bombs in your brain hours after you've seen it."

Andrew O'Hehir, Salon

"I'm not sure I understood all the nuances and implications, but I am sure I had a powerful experience. It's not as entertaining as The Dark Knight, but like the Matrix films, LOTR and The Dark Knight, it's going to inspire fevered analysis. I don't want to see it twice for that reason, however, but mostly just to have the experience again."

Roger Ebert, The Chicago Sun Times

"The synapse-frazzling ambition of Watchmen is impressive as it lurches from hyperreal Earth to photoreal Mars; it is dizzy, crazy and quite sexy—when it's not being self-indulgent and pointless. If it doesn't quite hang together or add up, or stick faithfully to the comic-book original, these offenses aren't major. What a spectacle."

Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian

"Sure, Watchmen is two-and-a-half hours of homage that too often lapses into camp and whose main theses are lost in gory translation, and time likely will not treat the movie as well as it has the comic. But if it brings more people to Moore and Gibbons' original, then mission accomplished."

Scott Thill, Wired

THE WORST

"Dr. Manhattan's existence is busy and fairly melancholy, but I do envy him his ability to perceive every moment of past and future time as a part of a continuous present. If I had that power, the 2 hours 40 minutes of Zack Snyder's grim and grisly excursion into comic-book mythology might not have felt quite so interminable."

A.O. Scott, The New York Times

"Clocking in at an exhausting 163 minutes even without some of the book's various subplots, the film forfeits momentum and suspense for a jerky succession of expository dialogue scenes, interspersed with occasional flashes of grotesque ultra-violence."

Tom Charity, CNN

"On the page, Watchmen was a paranoid, mind-tripping pastiche of everything from The Incredible Hulk to Naked Lunch. But when characters who are knowing throwbacks are literally brought to life on screen, they can seem more like half-hearted ripoffs."

Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly

"Caught between the rock of fanboy adulation and the hard place of newbie indifference, the R-rated, nearly-three-hour movie version of Watchmen is a cinematic piƱata getting whacked from every side. "

Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"So now that there's a Watchmen movie, it's disappointing to report that there was probably never a good way to make a Watchmen movie."

Alonso Duralde, MSNBC

"Watchmen's failure hinges precisely on the fault line between a wildly proficient director—which Snyder is—and a visionary. Which he's not."

Devin Gordon, Newsweek

"... the only watch that matters in Watchmen is the one on your wrist. It's telling you life is too short for this movie."

Philip Kennicott, The Washington Post

"The book is always better."

Richard Corliss, Time

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By Dr. Malcolm Long at 2:33 PM ON 03/07/09

"The book is always better"
Well, that one is definitely true.

By Robotech_Master at 3:16 PM ON 03/07/09

I actually thought in some ways the movie was better. It shed a lot of the stuff that slowed the pacing of Watchmen the graphic novel way the heck down, and as a result it felt less like a three hour movie than many two hour movies.

By raindog469 at 3:16 PM ON 03/07/09

There are lots of reasons why a book is always better than its movie adaptation, but most important this time was my ability to apparently skim over the Dan and Laurie parts of the book so quickly that I wondered how what I thought of as two very minor characters with seemed to get the bulk of the screen time.

Still, I don't see how it could have been adapted better, and I look forward to the super-extended-pirate-comic version -- and the ability to pause that will come along with it.

In the meantime, I'm gonna reread it.

By Robotech_Master at 3:17 PM ON 03/07/09

I actually thought in some ways the movie was better. It shed a lot of the stuff that slowed the pacing of Watchmen the graphic novel way the heck down, and as a result it felt less like a three hour movie than many two hour movies.

By Kevin at 3:25 PM ON 03/07/09

I don't care if the book was better, or indeed if there WAS a book. Is the movie any good in its own right is the question.

A lot of reviews seem caught up in Alan Moore's whines rather than the merits of the films, and border on snobbery [strike "border" in the NYTimes case]. Poor reviewers rather than poor reviews.

Yeah, I read Watchmen when the comics came out, and I've reread it again recently. But the film needs to stand on its own, and be judged that way.

By Paul at 3:44 PM ON 03/07/09

Let's put it in perspective.
The photography was beautiful.
The acting was dead-on-the mark perfect.
The adaption was as faithful as humanly possible.

I really think the reviewers just didn't like the story itself, or more likely, didn't get it. Zack Snyder did a fantastic job and he deserves a LOT more credit.

By ecgordon at 5:03 PM ON 03/07/09

It is quite evident where Sci-Fi's sensibilities lie. If this had been produced by Universal all mentions of it would be positive.

By Kevin J at 5:29 PM ON 03/07/09

I decided to wait and read the graphic novel until after I watched the movie. As a movie on its own, I thought it was awesome, the first true superhero movie for ADULTS. Not for the kiddies folks, and in this case, that is for the better. For me, it appeared to be structured and filmed like a graphic novel would be written and it was done masterfully with even the possibility for a sequel left at the end. Now I'll read the graphic novel.

Stephen King was asked how he felt about the movies, some horrendous, that had been made from his books. He said that he didn't care because the movies were not his books.

The books are never the movies made in their image. Except it on its own merits and move on.

By Methos at 5:50 PM ON 03/07/09

I have read the book 14 times. yes they changed the ending, but other than that it was dead on in tone and feel. Some stuff was left out but I expect that to be on the directors cut. I loved this film. Everyone at the screening loved it. It will go on to make a ton of money. I just hope that dose not make the studio want a squeal. But with all the legal problems involved, I doubt it.

By Sam at 5:58 PM ON 03/07/09

Wow, 12 whole reviews surveyed. Thanks, Rotten Tomatoes.

By hohum at 10:17 PM ON 03/07/09

definately, a movie for adults old enough to remember the nixon era. a little too essoteric, but never read the books, never the less, well written, well performed, a little long. It was like heavy metal magazine 2009

By AdamRLeggett at 10:18 PM ON 03/07/09

I've never read Watchmen and apart from a few spoilers about when and in what circumstances the story was set; knew nothing about it. I'll agree the movie was long - albeit necessarily given the amount of backstory setup that was needed for those that were newbies. I thought it was well cast, well acted and well done. It's not the best movie ever but I enjoyed it and at some point will watch it again (which isn't always the case with this genre). As a closing note, I also think it's worth mentioning that unlike some Sci-fi movies, the FX / CGI blended in so naturally that they didn't feel forced or over the top.

By Tywall at 1:21 AM ON 03/08/09

Put it this way: like it or not, think of it as a 3 hour advertisement for the book. At least it will inspire new readers to pick it up.

By Muldfeld at 3:41 AM ON 03/08/09

I wasn't very interested in seeing this, as I imagined it would be an irritating Frank Miller-type gratuity fest of violence and scuminess under the guise of exploring the dark side of humanity -- like a typical "The Shield" episode or "Sin City". However, a review from the BBC channel by some black guy has me really interested. The idea of superheroes being morally ambiguous in the way that reviewer explained it has me intrigued. I'll definitely be seeing this in the next few weeks.

Also, I'm pretty sure Peter Travers enjoyed the film, based on his review, so I don't know why it's among quotations by those who thought it was bad.

By dakalmog at 6:41 AM ON 03/08/09

All I can say is, don't listen to the critics: go along and see the film, and be your own critic.

This film is amazing and deserves to be seen on the big screen.

I hadn't read the comics before seeing the film, and I knew very little about it. It blew me away, and I'm already looking forward to seeing it again.

By Warlock_C at 6:56 AM ON 03/08/09

Like the one guy said: The book is not the movie. I think Moore is just being pissy. The book, for it's time and place, was and is great (but I found some parts of it to be boring). The movie was and is great, for it's time and place as well. And I was never bored and consider that 163 minutes very well spent. Plus I got to hate Nixon all over again. :>)

By Bobanort at 8:51 AM ON 03/08/09

I agree with Paul and Warlock_C.

I've found that Roger Ebert's reviews usually reek of vinegar, water, and a little summer rain for me. I usually go to the ones he says aren't worth seeing and I get to watch a great movie. People that know nothing about comic movies are usually the last ones on the planet you'd want to review them as they never got into comics in the first place. Watchmen was literally a motion picture comic book. Most of the media reviewers never actually had to think about a story as it was unfolding in front of them and I believe most of them are a bit clueless.

Go see the film and see for yourself.

By shroudedwolf at 9:04 AM ON 03/08/09

lol. Sorry all, I just had to point out the guy who said this is the first adult super-hero movie. Ever hear of Sin City? How about The Dark Knight or even Batman Begins? How about the Tim Burton Batmans? I would not take kids to see ANY of those and those are just 4 of many.

Regardless, the idea behind Watchmen is that they're not "super" per se, but normal humans who do abnormal things. Dr. Manhattan the exception of course, though his humanity fights with what he has become.

It's also steeped in anthropology and historical themes. This isn't just some movie meant to be flashy action--it's about human relationships, about war and the threat of war, about the deepest motivations behind human action; and so much more.

Don't go to the movie expecting it to be a mindless popcorn flick. But, enjoy it that way too. And, remember everyone, critics are critics. They are paid to pick apart movies. The fact that many love it and many hate it means that critics are, despite being trained in critical theory, still human and suffer from opinion and interpretation fluctuations. The thing to remember is that most of them consider the FX, cinematography, and acting to at least be good; generally amazing. So, it's up to you to decide whether you find the plot likable or at least worthy of thought. Worrying about critics is an excercise in futility.

By radiodaze at 9:57 AM ON 03/08/09

I think Watchmen is one of those movies that polarizes public opinion about it. You either love it or hate it. I loved it, for the record. I thought it was epic and brooding and complicated and deep and I truly believe that it is a wonderful adaptation of an "unadaptable" book. I think this is a film that is going to take some people years to appreciate. Is is Citizen Kane? No. Is it the Citizen Kane of Super Hero movies? Maybe (and before you ask, that would make Dark Knight the Godfather of Super Hero movies). Kudos to Zack Snyder, et al. Whether it's a deed or a dud, I don't think anyone else could have done better.

By Kevin J at 10:38 AM ON 03/08/09

@ shroudedwolf

You're right, I did forget about Sin City, but I put that movie, 300 and The Spirit in more of the art film category, graphic in their own way, but not realistic like The Watchmen. But, I concede, The Watchmen is not the 'first' if you are counting graphic novels turned into movies. There is also The Crow, a far better movie than Batman and Robin.

And I must chuckle at your insistence that the Batman movies should be included as 'adult'. Sorry, but those movies are aimed at a general audience, PG13 is bring your kids, any of your kids. As dark as The Dark Knight was, it was still mild enough that tweens could, and did, go see it. And the Tim Burton Batman's ?, come on, you're joking right? They were farcical, derivative movies at best. While I enjoyed them, there was absolutely NOTHING adult about them.

My point about The Watchmen being the first adult movie is just what I said, it is strictly an adult film.

By baron_elric at 11:09 AM ON 03/08/09

I read the comics as they came out in the eighties, and loved them. I saw the movie yesterday and enjoyed it enormously. The story worked well, and even with the tweaked ending, the lack of a true conclusion emulated what I remember from the comics, and left me wanting to think about the story.

I was surprised at how much of the sense of nuclear paranoia I knew as I grew up in the Cold War years was to be found in the background of the film.

I'm very glad I was able to see it.

By General Zod at 11:24 AM ON 03/08/09

OK..... just came in from seeing this and i have to say what a great film.
don't go in thinking your seeing another batman or superman or even spiderman film this isjust like the graphic novel, a stand alone peice of art...
keep an open mind, don't listen to other peoples or so called critics reveiws and just enjoy a damn great film

By Bill in NY at 12:04 PM ON 03/08/09

Great movie-loved the novel and the film version is probably as close as you can get, despite the end rewrite, which I thought was clever in itself. Please- no sequel. Let it stand alone as a great piece of art and a valentine to true fans.

By xGORDOx at 12:14 PM ON 03/08/09

Why is that the known most Liberal publications and sources had negative reviews: New York Times, Newsweek, Rolling Stone, MSNBC, Time, Entertainment Weekly.
Seems funny to me, maybe it has something to do with Mr. Kovacks and the New Frontiersman being the heroes in the end. Hmm?
The film was amazing, absolutely brilliant, but I'll say it again as I did in another thread, Zack should fire teh make up artist and never work with them ever again. The make up was terrible, worse than Xerxes in 300 and that was really bad too. BUT, the make up is my only complaint.
I originally didn't like the cleaver scene with Rorschach, but then after thinking about it I actually like it better than the comic version with the fire.
The black and white of his mask representing right and wrong and then the red from the blood representing his rage was brilliant and proved Zack had a true grasp and handle of the material and actually made it better in some spots than the original source material.
Can't wait to see it again!

By patchstick at 12:58 PM ON 03/08/09

Seems Mick LaSalle liked in in the San Francisco Chronicle, and he's a pretty tough audience.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/06/MV5M16993S.DTL&type=movies

I think many of the other reviewers were looking for an Iron Man, or Batman movie.

By cjgax at 4:13 PM ON 03/08/09

Critics have been wrong before and are wrong now. If they're confused and can't follow the story that their short comings. Rate the movie for what it is. Outstanding and from the pages of the book. Can't wait for the DVD release!!

By TheVok at 6:55 PM ON 03/08/09

While the comics weren't for little kids, they were certainly okay for young teenagers. This movie, on the other hand, needlessly cranks up the violence, the swearing, the nudity and the sex.

In so doing, it obscures if not misses the point of the comics.

I've heard the movie's writers say they hope Alan Moore sees it one day and recognizes it as a loving homage, but I really don't think he'd enjoy it. The movie sensationalizes the very elements of superhero archetypes that he and Dave Gibbons were deconstructing and demystifying.

By jdb at 7:00 PM ON 03/08/09

I wonder how many of the people who objected to the length objected to the length of the two-part CHE movie.

The other objections seem to be either of the purist sort ("the book was better") or snob ("a comic book?!?") sort. I'd rather the reviewers spent their time reviewing the film that was made instead of the one they wish was made or just rejecting the premise out of hand before seeing it.

By Syberwolf at 8:04 PM ON 03/08/09

Most of the negative reviews I read were really only talking about the nudity, sex and violence. They saw superheroes and expected a happy little story with fluff and a happy ending. Obviously this movie had a lot more depth then people expected and were immediately turned off. Snyder did an amazing job and I couldn't have hoped for a better outcome. The movie was amazing and I well be going for a second viewing.

By Truth at 8:56 PM ON 03/08/09

I for one am not surprised that a newspaper in San Fransisco gave Watchmen a positive review...

I wonder if people would have enjoyed it more if Snyder would have covered up Dr. M's tackle by having him wear his black speedo throughout.

This is a great movie and YOU SHOULD GO SEE IT!!!

By PhoenixRising at 9:34 PM ON 03/08/09

I went into the theater last night having never read The Watchmen, but over the years I've heard people raving about how it is the greatest graphic novel ever written. And they're probably right. I've been an avid reader of comic books for over 15 years, but somehow and don't ask me how, I've never gotten around to reading The Watchmen. But after the viewing the movie it only inspired me to want to go out and read it. The movie was incredible in every way. Most people just go into superhero movies expecting a mindless popcorn romp, but movies like The Dark Knight and The Watchmen are proving this theory wrong. These kinds of things just prove that Superheroes can be complex characters and deeply flawed.

By sreiser at 9:38 PM ON 03/08/09

Where I agree that the book is always better, I believe that this is the best possible silver screen adaptation of Watchmen. The property would've been better off as an HBO type miniseries. I think views and reviewers weren't preparred for ComicBook Noir. I wrote up my thoughts here : http://seanreiser.com/content/noticing-who-watched-watchmen-spoiler-free

By Thogar at 10:41 PM ON 03/08/09

bobanart, you did notice that Roger Ebert was listed under "The Best" section, didn't you? He even gave the film 4 out of 4 stars. I don't see how he could've rated it any better.

Honestly, of any and all movie reviewers out there, I enjoy reading Ebert's the most. I don't always agree with him, but I find him to be a fair reviewer. I suppose that's why he's been popular and relevant for so many years.

By Tim at 11:47 PM ON 03/08/09

I really enjoyed Watchmen, and other than a little quibble with pointless violence level, I'd easily go see it again. Of course, I had just purceased the grpahic novel when I heard that there would be a film, so I didn't read it. Unlike so many others, I understand that a film is not a book (or a graphic novel). For me, I was interested and the time flew by. Were their flaws? Yes, but most were the screenplay (and the occasional sour acting note by the younger Silk Spectre), not the direction or adpation. Did I care how close it cleaved to the novel? Nope. It was a gorgeous view, and thought provoking stuff. I'll buy the director's cut, check that out, and then try the graphic novel. I recommend it for all adult sci-fi fans that don'e mind a high violence tlevel.

By Tarc at 11:55 PM ON 03/08/09

In general, I find movie reviewers to be pretty stupid and not even very knowlegable in their own subject. More ofthen than not, they confuse their opinion for a review (or objective evaluation). In the case of sci-fi or chick flicks, the level of stupid and ignorant rises to the levels that I always ignore anything a reviewer has said. I can;t tell you how many times I've gone to a panned movie and found it to be excellent - and the discrepancy was because the reviewer was just too damn stupid to understand what was going on. Seriously... dozens of times. And after two film classes, I'm usuauly quite confident that I know more film terminology than the average reviewer. Pitiful really.

By GeeC at 11:56 PM ON 03/08/09

@#$#@ the critics. They usually get to see the movie for free, but it's those of us who vote with our tickets that make or break a film.

By Tim at 12:07 AM ON 03/09/09

After readind some of the actual reviews, I have to say one thing: anyone that says something is 'unfilmable' should never ever be allowed to review another film. It's not only incorrect, it's inane gibberish.

By rodee at 7:52 AM ON 03/09/09

I saw the movie, and I was disappointed. I have never read the books, and don't intend too. What should have been a great film was all sizzle and no steak. I liked Dr, Manhattan, but not enough to recommend the film.

By Thom at 9:53 AM ON 03/09/09

Roger Ebert wasn't "confused that he liked it." He gave several reasons for why he thought it was a good movie: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090304/REVIEWS/903049997

He also wrote that he wants to see it again--but not so that he can analyze it (i.e., discover all the nuances he's not sure he understood the first time) but so that he could enjoy the experience of it again. I think that's high praise and doesn't indicate any confusion on his part about why he liked the film.

By goraiders1919 at 10:32 AM ON 03/09/09

It was ok. Highly disappointed. The only developed character was Rorschack or however you spell it. It is a movie about bitchy under developed story of a bunch of wusses other than one. The Dr. Manhatten was a joke and so was Owl Man II. I like most of the story, but the characters or probably the people that played them just didn't do a good job or develop them.

By xdeathknightx at 8:40 PM ON 03/09/09

One of the reasons I almost never look at movie reviews anymore. Most of them are too busy trying to look interesting hyping the next French arthouse movie that really nobody cares about and forgot what movies are all about for a lot of people: entertainment.

I had read the comic, was looking forward to see the movie, saw it and loved it! It was well done and managed to keep my attention. Like someone said it's near the 3 hour mark but it doesn't feel like it. When they had the 10 minute break in my theater I couldn't believe we were halfway through.

Tomorrow there is another trip to the cinema, and I am debating between Gran Torino, Slumdog millionaire and seeing this movie a second time. And you know what I am leaning pretty heavy to seeing watchmen a second time.

By Dave at 12:03 PM ON 03/17/09

Finally decided to read these (no way I was going to read them before I saw it). It's pathetic how many of the negative comments were about duration. The ADD generation has started writing critical reviews. And "the book is always better"? Genius, absolutely brilliant. I don't suppose that's because bad books usually aren't turned into movies...


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