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15 of the most disgusting Halloween candies you can buy
You could serve your friends ordinary candy corn and chocolate bars at your Halloween bash, but where's the fun in that? Don't just feed them—disgust them! That's why, for the 17th of our 31 specials for the 31 days of Halloween, we present the most revolting treats money can buy.
Come back tomorrow at noon to meet the most terrifying movie neighbors from hell.
Candy Blood Bags
Why drink wine when you can drink blood? OK, so it's only cherry-flavored syrup ... but we can dream, can't we?
Ear Wax Candy
This candy comes with a plastic swab to dig out what's actually just a fruit gel. At least they tell us it's just a fruit gel. And a candy company wouldn't lie, would it?
Zit Poppers
Squeeze these soft, sticky zits and a candy ooze seeps out. Or if you want to head home from the party alone, just apply them directly to your face.
Organ Harvest Gummy Candies
Turn your party into a haunted hospital with these gummy hearts, lungs, brains and intestines.
Candy Scabs
Don't just pick at your scabs—eat them!
Hose Nose
Use the elastic straps to wear this rubber nose over your own and then root around for the candy slime. Or buy two, so you can prove that everything you were told in the third grade was wrong by picking your friend and your friend's nose!
Barf Bag
These orange-flavored gummy and liquid candies make for a wonderful—forgive us—gag gift.
Sour Flush Toilet
Use the edible plunger pops to clean out the plastic toilet filled with sour power candy while trying not to think of the real thing.
Toe Jam
Apple-flavored cotton candy treats so perfectly shaped they could have been molded between your own toes.
Zombie Cupcakes
Yeah, we know that cupcakes technically aren't candy, but still—BRAINS!
Sour Liquid Candy Urine Samples
Unscrew the cap and all you'll find is lemonade, but suddenly the blood bags above don't seem quite as unappealing as they did a moment ago.
White Chocolate Maggots
A Halloween treat even Gil Grissom would approve of.
Booger
The manufacturer claims that these are "tangy boogies that look & feel real!" But how can they be so sure? We'd love to get a peek at their research and development department.
Bloody Eyeball Gumball
These cherry-filled gumballs are the only candy here that when you look at it, looks back.
Chocolate Doo Drops
The less said about this molded chocolate the better. We don't know about you, but if we dared to eat it at all, we'd probably have to do it with our eyes closed.
And while you're in a Halloween state of mind, why not check out:
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Day 2: Our 9 favorite crazy zombie kills of all time (video)
Day 3: 10 scariest Stephen King novels
Day 4: 14 great Cthulhu toys that make devouring souls fun
Day 5: 15 haunted cereals that will scare your dentist
Day 6: 20 great costumes to dress up your pet
Day 7: 21 (mostly) sexy female stormtroopers (NSFW)
Day 8: 9 movie and TV clowns that scared the hell out of us
Day 9: 10 creepy movie kids even Angelina Jolie wouldn't adopt
Day 10: 6 most awesome Stephen King horror films (plus 3 that sucked)
Day 11: 16 horror movie posters so gruesome they make our eyeballs bleed
Day 12: 16 hot movie and TV vampires who turn us into willing victims
Day 13: 20 awesomely hot Slave Leia costumes (slightly NSFW)
Day 14: 14 lamest horror movie killer costumes (What were they thinking?)
Day 15: 9 of the grossest, goriest X-Files creatures
Day 16: 11 splatterific exploding head scenes from the movies
Day 18: 19 freakiest movie and TV neighbors from hell
Day 19: 11 most disturbing Treehouse of Horror segments from The Simpsons
Day 20: 9 rampaging space zombies hungry for our sci-fi brains
Day 21: 10 most nightmarish movie prom nights
Day 22: 11 scary, goofy and just plain revolting movie possessions
Day 23: 13 kick-ass moments from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Day 24:13 real haunted houses you can visit in the U.S.
Day 25: 15 ghoulish apps you can download to your iPhone
Day 26: 20 hot film and TV witches and warlocks that cast a spell on us
Day 27: The 10 most truly, utterly evil things in sci-fi
Day 28: The 15 cursed movie objects you NEVER want to own
Day 29: 14 most twisted original Twilight Zone twist endings
Day 30: 16 sci-fi costumes that would definitely get you fired (NSFW)
Day 31: 12 awesome sci-fi Halloween moments, real and fake
By jdmimic at 12:33 PM ON 10/17/09
Blood and organs, I'm cool with and could merrily munch on. But as for the rest, ick. Somehow, toilets and toe jam just don't have that much appeal to that zombie Hannibal Lector lurking inside me.
By archangel at 1:35 PM ON 10/17/09
where can I get me some of these at?
By divephotog at 2:37 PM ON 10/17/09
Retake anatomy 101 guys... those are kidneys, not lungs... :)
But overall, depending on the taste, they all look pretty inviting - not... Well, maybe the chocolate, depending on it's quality. - kh
By Michael at 3:31 PM ON 10/17/09
Funny, but disgusting. Just the thought of putting some of that in my mouth makes me feel like barfing.
By Mandy at 3:55 PM ON 10/17/09
They all look vaguely appealing but the bloody scabs one I can't stomach. I can't bite into something that looks like a used bandaid.
By wraithfodder42 at 7:44 PM ON 10/17/09
http://www.orientaltrading.com/ has 'head on a platter' (not listed in article above). I rather like the eyeballs. Oh, Oriental T has a nice selection of eyeballs! http://www.spirithalloween.com/ also has stuff. I got myself a nice jello brain mold and vulture :)
By camelia willam at 7:06 AM ON 11/06/09
Sweets for my feet Sugar for my heart... What can I eat? You can eat my shoes. Is it high in calories? Only if it's got chocolate. So I won't eat... my shoes.
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